For the guy who has everything, how about 'the uh stuff that dreams are made of' tie from zazzle.co.uk:



Or, if you prefer, there's the 'tell it like it is' film noir tie in 3D for those who have adapted to modern technology:



One of my favourites though is 'the tie from noirwhere':



However, I know others might prefer 'the noir fear multiplied' tie:



or even 'the primary chess neckwear':



I wonder which one this young lady would prefer: