Movies that don't live up to their posters

[Steve-O]

I hate when a movie doesn't live up to the poster. Here's a couple:

Wouldn't it be cool if the woman in Wasp Woman actually did turn into a terrifying Wasp with a human head? I watch this over the weekend just waiting for the pay off. Instead she just gets bug eyed and fuzzy. No wings even. Which then reminded me of:



Attach of the 50 Foot Woman. I wish she walked down the street smashing police cars in a bikini. Now that would be a movie...

What are your picks? (doesn't have to be noir)

[Steve-O]

here's a few more examples. Now I love Screaming Mimi and Union Station. But these posters make the films look like they'd be incredible:



Union Station in Panaramico? really?